"Why don't you comment me anymore?"

Ok, thats it. I have had enough with social networking. It's gone too far. It is coming to the point that we, as a people, are relying on typing how we feel to one another on imaginary lines to get satisfaction and acceptance instead of just coming up to one of your friends, face to face with one another and say " You know, I can't believe that Billy got Chlamydia". To prove my point, I'll give you an example. I was laying in bed with my girlfriend, who I love so much, just watching TV, when she turns to me and asks "Why don't you leave me comments anymore?" I looked at her and said "I'll comment you right now.........Your hair looks pretty today". "Thats not the same," she replied. I think I just pooped myself right there and then. Literally, I had to check my pants to see. My girlfriend is not the only victim of this insanity thats sweeping across America. My best friends, my family are all awaiting my comments on their Facebook saying "Hey, I haven't shot myself in the face yet! Going to wait another week to see if Myspace HQ gets blown up by its users because their status updates weren't updated immediately".