Monday, June 22, 2009

A jailbroken Iphone is better....Period.

I'll be the first to tell you that I love Everything Apple. If it's
made from Apple, I will buy it. If they made a vibrator that plays
songs from your iTunes playlist, I would be elated to use
it......Uh....So anyway, let me get to the point. Apple is great,
however, they are a few things that bother me.

1. You can't change your text ring tones.

WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU CHANGE THEM? Why do I have to choose stupid
stock ringtones that barf sound when and if I can actually hear it
ring. And that's another thing. I can't hear the damn text tones. Even
at full blast, it's like a soft fart. Pretty annoying. It wouldn't
bother me so much if you had the same options you have with the
regular ringtones.

2. Can't really customize it.

I mean it's not that big of a deal but if your like me and want to see
the face of your favorite Final Fantasy character in the backround of
your apps, you should be able to do that. I mean it's there as your
homescreen. Why can't it be there in the fucking backround? I mean
it's just kinda plain to me. And I would think that the abilty to
customize would increase the longevity of the phone. I don't know.
That's just my opinion.

3. 40 years later and we finally have MMS.

JESUS MARY AND JOESEPH!!! Why in the holy mother of buttfucking did it
take so long. I pretty sure it's not Apples fault. It's At&t. They
can't handle the awesome power that is the iPhone. And you know what
else is utter fuck bullshit? It has been officially released, yet, we
can't fucking use it. What the fuck......

4. Previewing Apps from the App dammit.

The app store should have the option to TRY FUCKING TRY out apps. I
have been coaxed into buying so many shitty apps and thinking to
myself that I have just paid 3 dollars for something that had good
reviews and looked promising but was the biggest pile of regurgitated
poopy poop. Smart on their part for marketing but annoying for me the
customer.

So what do I do to fix these problems? Jailbreak baby. That's right.
Jailbreaking your phone basically turns something made from heaven and
turns it into something made from heaven..... again......I can
customize the look,feel and sounds from already beautiful phone and
make the phone mine. I mean who wouldn't want an app that can block
those creditors from calling you? Yeah that's awesome. Alot of people
think I'm stupid for voiding the Apple warranty. Eat some dicks. I
want the best possible product I can get. I want to play Nintendo on
my phone. I want a goddamn video camera like every other fucking smart
phone. Or how about a zoom feature for gods sake!?

In conclusion, I just wanted to let all the apple fanboys know how I
feel. And like I said before, I LOVE APPLE. The iPhone with it's few
annoyances, is still the best phone on the market. Anybody who's says
any different is a liar. They wish they can smell the brand new
packaging of a sparkiling clean iPhone. I'm getting a little hard just
thinking about it. So drop your Nokia flip phone and buy an iPhone so
we can play Peggle together.

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