Saturday, January 30, 2010

ANGRY DRUMMER MOVED TO TUMBLR

AS OF TODAY, ALL MY BLOGS, TWEETS, AND OTHER FUN STUFF WILL BE ON MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT. THEANGRYDRUMMER.TUMBLR.COM

Sunday, October 11, 2009

The LCROSS Mission is........is.....What?


So whoever was paying any attention to what was going on last friday, I ask you why didn't anyone stand up and ask the simple question......"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?" Whose brilliant idea was is to fire 2....2!!!.....ROCKETS at the moon?! ROCKETS designed to bury itself further into a crater and see if it really has water? What the fuck. I mean really? I can understand if we had to fire ballistic missiles at the moon if it DECLARED WAR ON US, but to find water? I say we take all the fucking dictionaries in the world and take the word COMMON SENSE and stick it up Eiensteins ass in his grave. "Why?" you ask? To teach him a lesson for giving our scientists false hope that THEY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THERE DOING!?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Spank your kids for God's sake

Ever since the early 90's, there's been this idea that spanking your
kids is not good for a kids development physically and mentally. And
thus, bringing in an era of infininte time out and the feeling of
being able to get away with anything. People and parents.........YOU
GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! I mean if science has taught us
anything, it's the simple fact that involentary response is
espescially learned by "If I do this, I will get hurt. Do that enough
times, and you got yourself a learned little fucker. Oh, and let's not
forget the fact that you can't reason with a 5 year old. They're
incapable of rational thought because THEY'RE FUCKING 5!! I'll tell
you what they do understand......a paddle. I understood the paddle.
Just once. Just once my dad used it and since then I will never talk
back to mom ever again. 20 years later I still fear it. Now don't get
me wrong. There is a difference between spanking your child and
beating the holy fuck out of the little bastard. You'll go to jail.
Fast. But if you are having trouble keeping your kid in line, show him
who made him with the simple use of you hand to his behind. I'd think
you'd feel better. I wouldn't know. I'm not a parent. Thank God

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Get Off Your Goddamn Phone!!!!!.......when at the register.


I swear to God, the next person I see in line at the cash register talking on their phone, is getting stabbed in the eyes. I'm fucking serious. How rude can you be? Do you just go up to your friend or ANY fucking human for that matter, and have a conversation while having another similar conversation with someone on the phone!?!!?!? Stop it. You deserve nothing but horror in your life, you DICK!!! How hard is it to say "Hey, can I call you back in a sec?" or "Can I call you back?"? Jesus Christ almighty in heavens anuuuuuuusssss!!!!!!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Me and My iphone......


They say it's rude to be on your phone and have a conversation. I agree with this......6 years ago. You see, it IS rude to talk on the phone and, lets say, order food or talk to another person. It's nearly impossible to do so. Notice how I say TALK on the phone. If you're talking on the phone and come to me and ask me what I think of Obamas Health Care Reform, I'm not going to give you the time for a response. I will leave you with your affairs via the phone. Now, as for playing, let's say, Alive 4 Ever on the iPhone or simply leveling up your characters on Xenonia (for those of your who aren't RPG videogame savvy, "leveling up a character" means the repeditive use of skills/moves/magic etc. to gain experience and make your character stronger for further levels.) you have to understand that human beings in the year 2009 and up can now 'gasp' do 2 things at once. Yes, I know it sounds crazy but just know that when I am in a setting with a group of people at a table that are all my good friends and I see you every day, I'm going to make my character stronger on my game while having a great conversation about why you got pulled over and beat by the police because you thought the officer was a man. Until you have a great piece of technology like the iphone, you'll never understand. I understand why those of you without life's big distraction like the iphone, dont understand. So I will be lenient with this blog and say, you just have to experience it to understand.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

I hate fashion.....sometimes


Yeah I know I'm in a band that wears cool hip shoes and clothes and all that blah blah. It's fun for the most part but it takes its tole on me. Its frustrating being told that what your wearing doesn't fit you or doesn't look good when you think it looks fine. So at times I just want to wear what is comfortable, not what's the coolest 400$ jeans from H&M. I'm a simple guy with simple needs. People commenting how good a drummer I am is one.People looking at me saying how cool my jeans or shoes are, are a distant 100 or so.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Music elitists don't know shit!


OC Remix I'm calling you out. The judges on this website are a bunch of failed music know-it-alls. Let me explain what this website does for those of you that don't know. OC Remix is a videogame remix website that accepts remixes from musicians all over the world. They have a select group of judges that approve your remix and put it on their website. It is free and you can download any remix completely free. So if you like videogame music like I do, go and check it out. If you want to make a videogame remix of your own, STAY AWAY. Don't do it. They will deny you. It doesn't matter if it's good or not. They have nothing better to do then to make themselves feel better by saying they know more about music than you do. You don't believe me? Here's what one judge said to my friend who recently sent his remix in:

"Your remix has 46.7 % of the original song from the game. We need there to be a 50/50 ratio of the orginal and arrangement."

Bullshit. What the fuck is this asshole talking about!? Where did he come up with that? Does he have a dueling music calculator!? 46.7%?!!! REALLY!!?? The time and sweat put into these songs is grueling. These people who make these remixes love the games and are grateful for the memories they created. They get so much great joy feeling like they are apart of something greater like being a part of a community. They don't get paid anything. They just want to be apart of something they love by doing something they're good at. But here comes this know- it all fuckfaced bastard and says shit like "I'm a judge. I'm better than you. I went to school for music and failed a real job in the music business so I take my anger out on you". Well, I have something to say to these music nazis. You don't know shit. What right do you have to judge other peoples vision of a song that's completely downloaded for free? Oh so you can play a song that changes key 7 times and the time signature changes from 11/8 to 17/16? Nobody cares. Your mom doesn't care and neither do the people who listened to it. That doesn't give you the right to judge other remixes you real music business-failing son of a bitch. You are a music Nazi and no better than a regular Nazi. You have no business doing anything musical. Instead you should be with the Taliban, fucking goats and getting killed by our Military. FUCK YOU.