Sunday, October 11, 2009

The LCROSS Mission

So whoever was paying any attention to what was going on last friday, I ask you why didn't anyone stand up and ask the simple question......"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?" Whose brilliant idea was is to fire 2....2!!!.....ROCKETS at the moon?! ROCKETS designed to bury itself further into a crater and see if it really has water? What the fuck. I mean really? I can understand if we had to fire ballistic missiles at the moon if it DECLARED WAR ON US, but to find water? I say we take all the fucking dictionaries in the world and take the word COMMON SENSE and stick it up Eiensteins ass in his grave. "Why?" you ask? To teach him a lesson for giving our scientists false hope that THEY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THERE DOING!?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Spank your kids for God's sake

Ever since the early 90's, there's been this idea that spanking your
kids is not good for a kids development physically and mentally. And
thus, bringing in an era of infininte time out and the feeling of
being able to get away with anything. People and parents.........YOU
GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! I mean if science has taught us
anything, it's the simple fact that involentary response is
espescially learned by "If I do this, I will get hurt. Do that enough
times, and you got yourself a learned little fucker. Oh, and let's not
forget the fact that you can't reason with a 5 year old. They're
incapable of rational thought because THEY'RE FUCKING 5!! I'll tell
you what they do understand......a paddle. I understood the paddle.
Just once. Just once my dad used it and since then I will never talk
back to mom ever again. 20 years later I still fear it. Now don't get
me wrong. There is a difference between spanking your child and
beating the holy fuck out of the little bastard. You'll go to jail.
Fast. But if you are having trouble keeping your kid in line, show him
who made him with the simple use of you hand to his behind. I'd think
you'd feel better. I wouldn't know. I'm not a parent. Thank God

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Get Off Your Goddamn Phone!!!!!.......when at the register.

I swear to God, the next person I see in line at the cash register talking on their phone, is getting stabbed in the eyes. I'm fucking serious. How rude can you be? Do you just go up to your friend or ANY fucking human for that matter, and have a conversation while having another similar conversation with someone on the phone!?!!?!? Stop it. You deserve nothing but horror in your life, you DICK!!! How hard is it to say "Hey, can I call you back in a sec?" or "Can I call you back?"? Jesus Christ almighty in heavens anuuuuuuusssss!!!!!!