Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Best Drum Set You Will Ever See.




           









                                                                        MINE ALL MINE

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Oh No! The Economy! Fuck the economy!!!



It seems that I can't get through a day without hearing someone talk about the economy. "Dear God in Heaven. The economy ate my sister and fucked my dad!!!" or something to that extent. I'm no genius in economics by any means but doesn't the economy get better when people are buying more and more shit, creating more business for people to make more money so they can by more shit and so fourth? So why are these businesses starting their ads with "The Economy got you down?" or "We know times are tough...". I know that they are capitalizing on the situation by saying their business is undercutting prices of dildos or whatever, but in reality, their scaring the shit out of everybody, creating an already shitty sandwich into an even more shittier, more crispy sandwich with diarrhea sauce. The more you hear the economy sucks, the more your going to hold on to your money and not spend, creating a gaping anus of an economy. Sure the government can cover up the aliens but they can't seem to keep a lid on this.......C'mon Obama.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

"Why don't you comment me anymore?"



Ok, thats it. I have had enough with social networking. It's gone too far. It is coming to the point that we, as a people, are relying on typing how we feel to one another on imaginary lines to get satisfaction and acceptance instead of just coming up to one of your friends, face to face with one another and say " You know, I can't believe that Billy got Chlamydia". To prove my point, I'll give you an example. I was laying in bed with my girlfriend, who I love so much, just watching TV, when she turns to me and asks "Why don't you leave me comments anymore?" I looked at her and said "I'll comment you right now.........Your hair looks pretty today". "Thats not the same," she replied. I think I just pooped myself right there and then. Literally, I had to check my pants to see. My girlfriend is not the only victim of this insanity thats sweeping across America. My best friends, my family are all awaiting my comments on their Facebook saying "Hey, I haven't shot myself in the face yet! Going to wait another week to see if Myspace HQ gets blown up by its users because their status updates weren't updated immediately"

Friday, April 17, 2009

Introduction

This is my blog. The blog to end all blogs. The only purpose this blog is going to serve is to tell you all what things really, really, REALLY PISS ME OFF! It could be anything from Myspace to people who wear visors (yes, there still are people who wear them).  So I hope you enjoy the pain I have to go through everyday of my life, wondering when is a good time to put a gun to the back of my head, hoping that the brains that splatter won't ruin the new red velvet duvet cover I just bought.